I am sure you guys would have seen the new Pepsi ads first half. If you have not or have difficulty recollecting it here a reminder or click here to c the ad on youtube
Ranbir n a model lay there hands on a Pepsi can and go fighting till his apartment saying
"My Can...My Can...My Can....My Can"
Herez r a few wacky endings i could think off for the ad...
Model says...
"What a suprise this is my bedroom to..."
turns out both r husband n wife n did this act for stealing the can free of cost...they drink the can n then.....make out what else ;)
SRK comes out from a closet n says in his inimitable style
"ehhhh ehhhh ehhhhh....this is my can i started selling it first"
He takes it n shares it only with ranbir coz he is gay what else....n both live happily ever after..
They both squeeze the can so hard that it pops n equal amount go into there mouths...man that is soooo filmy...wont blame u if u hate me for this thought....hehehehe
Aamir come in flaunts his 8 pack abd n offers the model coke...she falls for him n leaves with him...
and last but not the least
Akshay kumar comes out from nearby n says...
Ek can par kyun lad rahe ho...Yeh lo thumbs up market mein bahut milta hai...
this idea basically came from the spoof that pepsi had done on thumbs up ...
Two guys go and visit Akshay Kumar at a hospital and say… “Why are you running behind just one bottle, uncle… Pepsi piyo..har jagey milta hai… ”
seems like they r spoofing their own spoof that to on themselves...hehehehe
So guys do let me know which of the 4 u like most...and as ever add to the list of endings while leaving ur comments
Cheers
SMC
Mumbai Attacks My Thoughts
I am sure all of have been affected by the Mumbai mayhem or Mumbai Matinee (considerng the media coverage it got) in one way or another. And I was left wondering ke what could drive youngsters to such lengths that they come on such suicidal missions voluntarily...
I mean u r 20-25 have hardly seen the world and yet u feel such utter hopelessness about life that u r willing to kill urself and also kill mindlessly other innocent ppl including women n children...
Then i remembered Hitlers words...
i mean imagine u being told the other side are sworn enemies. they subject innocents to inhuman atrocities. the sacrifice you make would be rewarded. and imagine u being told this day in and day out for years together. Do you think one can avoid being brainwashed.
I mean small kitty party gossips can cause fights then this method of systematic human conditioning can most definitely drive a person to suicide. I know you may think the comparison is trivial n unfair but think again, see what damage a 5 min lie can cause n then imagine what it could lead to if the lie is sustained for years together.
Then another aspect that intrigued me was how almost all of us were drawn to the news channels when i am sure all of us were aware our watching or not watching is not gonna change anything in on the ground. I was thinking of why this could be n here r few things I could think of
1. We give ourseleves a ego massage. For once we can tell ourselves yes are being selfless and praying for others safety.
2. Somewhere inside we feel guilty that we are not able to help and want to see that we eveything ends well without much bloodshed.
3. Gives a false sense of unity n pride...i mean u r among a billion who are doing the samething watching.
4. U share the machoism and the triumph of our army n commandos n it gives u joy...
And now to hte big question where does the solution lie...
Where else but in removing poverty and promote education and spirituality.
Remove poverty and give ppl a decent life to live. Something they can cherish life more than death atleast. and no better of doing it other than by imparting education bot scientific n spiritual.
And finally the most important . But let me make a distinction here in spirituality and religion (and i am quoting from gurujis speech here)
Religion has 3 parts Symbols (gods, goddesses, texts, idols, animals, stars etc), rituals and spirituality. Our problem is that we r stuck in the first 2 and forgotten about the 3 aspect. This is what guruji calls Sticking on to the banana skin n forgetting abt the banana.
And finally i would like to say to those who belive having a single religion would solve the problem...well ppl u couldnt be more wrong. Its the tendency of a non spiritual mind to find a division. If it is not the faith u practice it would be the color of your skin, the length of your body, the language u speak the accent u speak with the profession u practice.
The need of the hour as per me is that religious leaders come out n condemn these attacks strongly. This distinction between religion n spirituality talked be about and remebering the progress of all is in the best interest of the world in the other words not being too capitalistic in our outlook.
Cheers
SMC
PS: Guys do add points to the list...I am really intrigued by the thought of ahy we were drawn to the news coverage....
I mean u r 20-25 have hardly seen the world and yet u feel such utter hopelessness about life that u r willing to kill urself and also kill mindlessly other innocent ppl including women n children...
Then i remembered Hitlers words...
The only difference between truth and lies is of repetition
i mean imagine u being told the other side are sworn enemies. they subject innocents to inhuman atrocities. the sacrifice you make would be rewarded. and imagine u being told this day in and day out for years together. Do you think one can avoid being brainwashed.
I mean small kitty party gossips can cause fights then this method of systematic human conditioning can most definitely drive a person to suicide. I know you may think the comparison is trivial n unfair but think again, see what damage a 5 min lie can cause n then imagine what it could lead to if the lie is sustained for years together.
Then another aspect that intrigued me was how almost all of us were drawn to the news channels when i am sure all of us were aware our watching or not watching is not gonna change anything in on the ground. I was thinking of why this could be n here r few things I could think of
1. We give ourseleves a ego massage. For once we can tell ourselves yes are being selfless and praying for others safety.
2. Somewhere inside we feel guilty that we are not able to help and want to see that we eveything ends well without much bloodshed.
3. Gives a false sense of unity n pride...i mean u r among a billion who are doing the samething watching.
4. U share the machoism and the triumph of our army n commandos n it gives u joy...
And now to hte big question where does the solution lie...
Where else but in removing poverty and promote education and spirituality.
Remove poverty and give ppl a decent life to live. Something they can cherish life more than death atleast. and no better of doing it other than by imparting education bot scientific n spiritual.
And finally the most important . But let me make a distinction here in spirituality and religion (and i am quoting from gurujis speech here)
Religion has 3 parts Symbols (gods, goddesses, texts, idols, animals, stars etc), rituals and spirituality. Our problem is that we r stuck in the first 2 and forgotten about the 3 aspect. This is what guruji calls Sticking on to the banana skin n forgetting abt the banana.
And finally i would like to say to those who belive having a single religion would solve the problem...well ppl u couldnt be more wrong. Its the tendency of a non spiritual mind to find a division. If it is not the faith u practice it would be the color of your skin, the length of your body, the language u speak the accent u speak with the profession u practice.
The need of the hour as per me is that religious leaders come out n condemn these attacks strongly. This distinction between religion n spirituality talked be about and remebering the progress of all is in the best interest of the world in the other words not being too capitalistic in our outlook.
Cheers
SMC
PS: Guys do add points to the list...I am really intrigued by the thought of ahy we were drawn to the news coverage....
Kuch Naya Finally
Its true its true. 15600 SMS's (that is in the last 15 months) and 3 years n 6 months later (that is overall ;) ), I have finally changed my phone. Herez what i have got for myself Sony Ericsson T700. So what i thought why not write a review about it so here it goes my first impressions of the phone
The styling of the phone is absolutely fab it sleek n smartly designed with the easy access keys for camera, volume etc and you know what it looks just as amazing as in the photos on the Sony site. The menu interface is awesome and typically sony style. I specially like the way how the photos move in n out of the screen when u r scrolling through them. Another nice n thoughtful thing is the nice white light that glows near the centre button when a call or sms comes. I thought it was real nice detailing
The camera is 3.2 MP supported with a photo light and the photo clarity is really nice. Some other blogs out there have said it lacks auto focus n have thought that it was the weak point of the phone, they must be some kinda pros man...i didnt mind the clarity of the photos one bit.
The phone comes with 512 mb card and is expandable upto 4GB (someone please gift me that 4Gb card for my birthday). The speakers on the phone are also good n decently loud. I have not been able to test its internet speeds as Vodafone morons dont have the settings for the phone yet, will write about the next time (i tried setting it up manually but it didnt work).
Another example of nice design is the way in which the u can both charge the phone and also listen to music at the same time. They have managed this by providing the slot to plugin ur earpiece in the charger plugin.
All in all the phone is real good for those a bit of both worlds the Walkman and the camera series and by 'a bit' i mean the good bit. The stlying fantastic n i cant say enough about it. So all those looking for a phone i recomment u do have a look at this piece before u make up ur mind.
Cheers
SMC
The styling of the phone is absolutely fab it sleek n smartly designed with the easy access keys for camera, volume etc and you know what it looks just as amazing as in the photos on the Sony site. The menu interface is awesome and typically sony style. I specially like the way how the photos move in n out of the screen when u r scrolling through them. Another nice n thoughtful thing is the nice white light that glows near the centre button when a call or sms comes. I thought it was real nice detailing
The camera is 3.2 MP supported with a photo light and the photo clarity is really nice. Some other blogs out there have said it lacks auto focus n have thought that it was the weak point of the phone, they must be some kinda pros man...i didnt mind the clarity of the photos one bit.
The phone comes with 512 mb card and is expandable upto 4GB (someone please gift me that 4Gb card for my birthday). The speakers on the phone are also good n decently loud. I have not been able to test its internet speeds as Vodafone morons dont have the settings for the phone yet, will write about the next time (i tried setting it up manually but it didnt work).
Another example of nice design is the way in which the u can both charge the phone and also listen to music at the same time. They have managed this by providing the slot to plugin ur earpiece in the charger plugin.
All in all the phone is real good for those a bit of both worlds the Walkman and the camera series and by 'a bit' i mean the good bit. The stlying fantastic n i cant say enough about it. So all those looking for a phone i recomment u do have a look at this piece before u make up ur mind.
Cheers
SMC
Monkeygate
With all this talk by the Aussies away from the cricket field, the latest of which coming from Ponting, I got reminded of this whole monkeygate thing and the sydney test fiasco. And then a strange question popped in my head. Wonder if you guys can help find an answer to it.
We all know how upset Symonds got when Bhajji allegedly called him a 'Monkey'. Come of it yaar I mean symonds ever looked at ur hairdo... i am sure there are more lice in ur head than a monkeys. but anyways that is the point i am trying to make here..
I remember once someone calling Symonds 'Robocop' on air on commentry. Man isnt that racism. I mean monkey has brains of his own has emotions but robocop he doesnt even have emotions. He cant even think on his own he is apparently works on parameters of public safety. I mean i dont know about you but if you look at it this was which do you think sounds like a worser insult. Or if you choose to call Robocop superhuman then also its racism. I mean he aint human race and hence that should amount to racism. Period.
Its a funny thing this mind. the ability of the mind to hanker on the negatives is just amazing and also to suppress certain evident facts when the mind thinks its getting complimented, that too is amazing. If only it was just that easy to hanker on the positives all the time the world would be happier place.
Cheers
SMC
PS: Guys do leave a note on what u would rather be called a 'Monkey' or 'Robocop' and watch out the next time someone says 'Your brain works like a computer' ;)
We all know how upset Symonds got when Bhajji allegedly called him a 'Monkey'. Come of it yaar I mean symonds ever looked at ur hairdo... i am sure there are more lice in ur head than a monkeys. but anyways that is the point i am trying to make here..
I remember once someone calling Symonds 'Robocop' on air on commentry. Man isnt that racism. I mean monkey has brains of his own has emotions but robocop he doesnt even have emotions. He cant even think on his own he is apparently works on parameters of public safety. I mean i dont know about you but if you look at it this was which do you think sounds like a worser insult. Or if you choose to call Robocop superhuman then also its racism. I mean he aint human race and hence that should amount to racism. Period.
Its a funny thing this mind. the ability of the mind to hanker on the negatives is just amazing and also to suppress certain evident facts when the mind thinks its getting complimented, that too is amazing. If only it was just that easy to hanker on the positives all the time the world would be happier place.
Cheers
SMC
PS: Guys do leave a note on what u would rather be called a 'Monkey' or 'Robocop' and watch out the next time someone says 'Your brain works like a computer' ;)
Rule of Halves Applied to IT Industry
Original message
Rule of Halves applied to exams
Half d portion is not covered 4 d exams...
Half d covered portions is not properly taught...
Half d properly taught portions v wont learn...
Half of what v learn v dont understand...
Half of what v understand v wont remember...
Half of what v remember v wont be asked...
Half of what is asked v wont be able to write...&
Half of what v write we will be given half d marks
SO why bother learning n writing...
Now the adaptation
Rule of Halves applied to Software Industry
Half d requirements of a project r not clear...
Half d clear requirements cant be coded...
Half d coded requirements will be coded wrong...
Half d correct code will be insignificant...
Half d significant code will have errors...
Half d errors r due to the
Half d requirements which were not clear in the first place
So why bother building a project in the first place...
Just pay us....anyways
Cheers
SMC
Rule of Halves applied to exams
Half d portion is not covered 4 d exams...
Half d covered portions is not properly taught...
Half d properly taught portions v wont learn...
Half of what v learn v dont understand...
Half of what v understand v wont remember...
Half of what v remember v wont be asked...
Half of what is asked v wont be able to write...&
Half of what v write we will be given half d marks
SO why bother learning n writing...
Now the adaptation
Rule of Halves applied to Software Industry
Half d requirements of a project r not clear...
Half d clear requirements cant be coded...
Half d coded requirements will be coded wrong...
Half d correct code will be insignificant...
Half d significant code will have errors...
Half d errors r due to the
Half d requirements which were not clear in the first place
So why bother building a project in the first place...
Just pay us....anyways
Cheers
SMC
The Joker or The Spiritualist
I was reflecting the dialogues delivered by The Joker from the movie The Dark Knight...
The joker says
So guys do u think u guys are any different from this dog he is talking about. Well no of course not just take out the word cars from the above dialogue n replace it with the word desire...now does it strike u???
We are like that dog the only difference being we r chasing desires and what happens when it gets fulfilled we don't know what to do...so what do we do we start chasing another desire then another n then another...We might take a moment or 2 to njoi a bit but does it last nope....
Next dialogue
Wow yaar what a line...lets draw a parallel...
Does happiness have any value without moments of sadness...I mean Guruji always says if a person says to you he has been miserable for years know that he is lying...I mean if that was to be true he would have got use to that feeling by now...it would probably become his nature by now ;-)
What is value of electricity without power failures...of food without hunger...of motor vehciles without tiring walks.What is a hero without a villain in the first place...it takes more to be a villain than a hero afterall a villain is going against very human nature (jai ho gulshan grover bhaiya ki)
The point here is if u going thru a low just remember it is just to break the monotony to shake u up and make u cherish life a little more...
And finally one last dialogue...but this time its from Dent...
I am sure Sourav Ganguly heard this dialogue before he made the announcement...
See the knowledge available to all of us in the mundane tasks all we got to do is just wake up to it and u ll never have dull moment again :D
Cheers
SMC
PS:Some one had to translate these lines to me...dont be fooled itni angrazee mujhe abhi bhi nai aati
The joker says
I am like a dog chasing cars I wouldn't know what to do if I caught up with one
So guys do u think u guys are any different from this dog he is talking about. Well no of course not just take out the word cars from the above dialogue n replace it with the word desire...now does it strike u???
We are like that dog the only difference being we r chasing desires and what happens when it gets fulfilled we don't know what to do...so what do we do we start chasing another desire then another n then another...We might take a moment or 2 to njoi a bit but does it last nope....
Next dialogue
Kill you (batman) What would I do without you go back to ripping of mob dealers...You complete me...
Wow yaar what a line...lets draw a parallel...
Does happiness have any value without moments of sadness...I mean Guruji always says if a person says to you he has been miserable for years know that he is lying...I mean if that was to be true he would have got use to that feeling by now...it would probably become his nature by now ;-)
What is value of electricity without power failures...of food without hunger...of motor vehciles without tiring walks.What is a hero without a villain in the first place...it takes more to be a villain than a hero afterall a villain is going against very human nature (jai ho gulshan grover bhaiya ki)
The point here is if u going thru a low just remember it is just to break the monotony to shake u up and make u cherish life a little more...
And finally one last dialogue...but this time its from Dent...
U either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain..
I am sure Sourav Ganguly heard this dialogue before he made the announcement...
See the knowledge available to all of us in the mundane tasks all we got to do is just wake up to it and u ll never have dull moment again :D
Cheers
SMC
PS:Some one had to translate these lines to me...dont be fooled itni angrazee mujhe abhi bhi nai aati
Guruji Talks On Terror
With what is happening in India I thought this talk needed to be shared so given below is Guruji's talk on terrorism. I have reprinted the talk as such and if you want to read a few more click here
TERRORISM: THE CAUSE AND THE REMEDY
The act which is only destructive and inflicts suffering both on oneself and others is terrorism. In such an act, human values are lost in the process of achieving a goal.
Some of the factors that lead to terrorism are:
- Frustration and desperation to achieve a goal
- Confused emotion
- Shortsightedness and Impulsive action
- Belief in a non-verifiable concept of heaven and merit; a childish concept of God favoring some and angry at others, thereby undermining the omniscience and omnipotence of the Divine.
Terrorism induces fear psychosis in all, increases poverty, suffering and loss of life with no apparent gains. Instead of solutions the terrorist looks for destruction as an answer. If you simply criticize without giving a solution, know that this criticism comes from the same seed as terrorism!
Although there are certain qualities you can appreciate in a terrorist such as:
- Fearlessness
- Commitment to a goal
- Sacrifice
You will have to learn from them things that you should never do:
- Valuing some ideas and concepts more than life.
- Having a narrow perspective of life and dishonoring its diversity.
The Remedy for terrorism is:
- Inculcate a broader perspective of life -- value life more than race, religion and nationality.
- Educate people in human values – friendliness, compassion, cooperation and upliftment.
- Teach methods to release stress and tension.
- Cultivate confidence in achieving noble aims by peaceful and nonviolent means.
- Create spiritual upliftment which can weed out destructive tendencies.
Question: Can it be that terrorism need not be only physical violence, but also cultural or economical?
Sri Sri: Yes.
Solution for economic violence – "Think globally, buy locally."
Solution for cultural violence – "Broaden your vision, deepen your roots."
Question: How does one cope with the aftermath of terrorism?
Sri Sri: Faith and prayer. When disaster happens, anger is inevitable. To take precautions that one does not react wisdom is needed, not emotional outbursts. One mistake cannot be corrected by another mistake. Strive for multi-cultural and multi-religious education and spiritual upliftment to reach every part pf the globe. For the world will not be safe even if a small pocket of people are left ignorant.
Saala Mein Toh Sahab Ban Gaya
Man i am so excited to share this news with you guys. If it is a dream let me not wake up man. Some of you would have already guessed it that if you are active on Orkut.
Its true its true i have got an offer from Google. Don’t believe me well see the photo below...(for the sharper image head over to Orkut, what to I don’t like putting private stuff in public you see)
The whole process began in 5 months back when i just applied for a job at google as a joke. I mean i was working in the datawarehousing domain and i mean who mines more data that google these days. You should have seen the shock I was in when they said they are willing to call me for an interview or rather a series of interviews. What began after that was unbelievable ride both mentally and physically taxing.
The interviews were stuff legends are made of...from math puzzles to complex algorithms...from database design concepts to parallel processing. From solutions to complex queries to ideas for improving Oracle...i mean only god knows what they liked in me that i was picked...
Now i can also proudly acquire the “Google 15” syndrome.
Learn swimming in the Googleplex pool, sharpen my skills at the pool table or a play fusball...and yeah work once a while...I mean who really works when you don’t have reporting structure in a place....
just imagine what stated as a joke 5 months back On April 1...finally finished up now as joke...
if u still don’t get it...well then go to sleep n meet me at the Googleplex :P
Cheers
SMC
PS: The photo is a genuine one I swear on that...just the purpose which i have changed a little bit...to find out more click here then come back n click on...you know what
Its true its true i have got an offer from Google. Don’t believe me well see the photo below...(for the sharper image head over to Orkut, what to I don’t like putting private stuff in public you see)
The whole process began in 5 months back when i just applied for a job at google as a joke. I mean i was working in the datawarehousing domain and i mean who mines more data that google these days. You should have seen the shock I was in when they said they are willing to call me for an interview or rather a series of interviews. What began after that was unbelievable ride both mentally and physically taxing.
The interviews were stuff legends are made of...from math puzzles to complex algorithms...from database design concepts to parallel processing. From solutions to complex queries to ideas for improving Oracle...i mean only god knows what they liked in me that i was picked...
Now i can also proudly acquire the “Google 15” syndrome.
We’d heard about the “Google 15,” the 15 pounds new employees are rumored to gain feasting off the sumptuous organic foods served at the Googleplex’s cafeteria
Learn swimming in the Googleplex pool, sharpen my skills at the pool table or a play fusball...and yeah work once a while...I mean who really works when you don’t have reporting structure in a place....
just imagine what stated as a joke 5 months back On April 1...finally finished up now as joke...
if u still don’t get it...well then go to sleep n meet me at the Googleplex :P
Cheers
SMC
PS: The photo is a genuine one I swear on that...just the purpose which i have changed a little bit...to find out more click here then come back n click on...you know what
Wah Kya Jagey Hai!!!!!
OMG this is the stuff dreams are made. I mean wow just imagine a place which would advertise for itself something like this...
- Dygine Hygine sab bhool ja...
- Dine here n never be late for breakfast again
- Gastric foods...not a problem anymore.
- With us you are not just eating out...you can even let out....err your frustrations
- Your boss making you eat shit at office...Well invite him here n have ur revenge
- New mothers having trouble handling baby poop...just visit us n get a refreshing prespective...
- Invite 20 to your party and pay for only 10...Offer open on all days for all ages during at all times for all STOMACHS ;)
- Food la(va)boratory...
- Not only the food feel at home with the china also...
- Diner enjoy there expierience with us so much...they even play their band for us...inadvertently though...
So wondering what such a wonderful place would be like...so here is presenting to you with no further delay...
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THE MODERN TOILET- HOTEL!!!!
Think all of this is morphed well click here and visit the official site..
Saala this is the yuck masters den, haven....I am still at a lost to decide what would bring out better expressions from people the ambaince, the china or the jokes...
Koi mujhe yahan leh jao plz...just imagine me presenting my jokes with a whole supporting (although silent) cast...
And as always add to the list or plz plz plz leave a comment
Cheers
SMC
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