Aghori’s : The Feared Saints

This past week i got this little video about Aghoris. Those who havent heard if them, they r sadhus who have taken there sadhana to the very extreme. There methids involve living in graveyard, meditating on corpses, drinking animal blood and in the most extreme form eating meat from a human corpse. Dont trust me well follow this link and see for urself..a a word of caution weak of heart plz stay away n dont c them with a full stomach...(click here)

So after seeing this i was haunted with the obvious caution Why do such extreme practices n here r a few answers I could think of...(and to mention a remark from my colleauge sheesh what animals which made me contemplate on this a lil more

1. Cultivate Dispassion : Why is it that we feel revolted when we c a human eating the flesh from a dead corpse. I mean the person is dead, no one is murdering them for food. The obvious reason is r attachment to this human form n tthis attachment is exactly what they break...I mean who r we to judge there methods i mean is it not in a way a better to eat flesh from a dead body than killing animals for ones own personal culniary pleasure...when we dont frown upon non vegetarianism then why frown on this..
2. Cultivate Will Power : it takes courage to be able to live in a graveyard and it aint for a commoner to do this. They mental strenght involved is immense and beyond the reaches for most of us.
3. Overcome fear of Death : if one counquers this ultimate fear it is said he has conquered this world. And as they say what better way to conquer a fear but look at in the face till it does not bother you...n hell there is no denying these guys have overcome this or they r just too damn good at hiiding it.
4. Knowledge : now here is the tricky bit. Where is the knowledge come in this whole setting. I mean what is it that u gain from living in a graveyard. Just imagine what a person would do living a secluded spot for years together...well they either go mad or they become one with nature n contemplate on life...n look at these guys n u would now they are not mad. And it is said there is no better teacher than other nature herself. Since these guys learn from the best teacher in the world and are probably more knowledgeable than ur average saint.

I mean guys lets us be objective here...is our judgement on them justified...infact are we even capable of judging them...

1. They dont kill anyone.

2. They live the most peaceful existence in complete harmony with nature..they dont drive arnd use refirgrators and add carbons to the enviroment...they dont steal or hurt anyone...

3. They dont beg...

4. I mean isnt a guy eating chicken more guilty than a Aghroi of violence (Aghoris only feed of corpses)

5. I mean an avarage politician is more guilty than him. He would rather see indian farmers die than pay them n save them...he is just happy getting a cut from the next import of food products...

Now please dont get me wrong...i am not for the aghoris nor am i against them i am just prsenting a view. I am not saying this is the only way or the right way...i am just saying dont be too snap with judgements, dont be driven by visuals and they are not getting into ur was who r we to get into therez..live and let live....

As ever guys please leave ur comments...

Cheers

SMC

Vodafone: The New Standards In Cheapness

Hey guys most of u would be aware about the campaign by Vodafone about conference calls...with this guy being taught how to knot a tie by 5 of his frnds.

Given guys the ad is nice n appealing, but not it looks like they are recovering the money spent on the ad (and some more) ...u wanna know how then read on...

Vodafone would charge minimum call charges on all conference calls...i mean to say now free minutes in your plan would be applicable no CUG is appllicable...yes it is true and obviously they dont tell you this in the ad...

How did i find out, how else but by burning,,,i got my bill for this month and it had a separete column for conf call charges...saala have loads calls free which i hardly use 25% but end up paying conf calls...i mean hello how low can you get...Vodafone...

Conf call facility was available even before you advertised for it...i remember doing it umpteen of times...u dont need special permission for it from TRAI...u need to get anything activated for it then why this charge...

Saala this is really cheap..i wish i had a better way to get back at them (other than this blog) n make them feel stupid...but anyways i would like to end with this

Vodafone i hope ppl bend u over n screw u soon

And give the boot to ur iphone :P

(do note that it almost rhymes ;)

Sugar Coated Job Offer Letter of a Terror Group

I came up with the idea of this blog when I was chatting with a colleague of mine. As usual we guys were cribbing about how boring the work is and how monotonous life has gotten. Then it struck me man which other job can be more exciting than a job of terrorist.

So here is what the idea has lead to to…

An imaginary job offer letter would be from a terror org, to us bored of life software engineers looking for something exciting, without revealing their true identity of course

Work Profile Highlights

1. Branches in all glamorous nations of the world.
2. Training in Kashmir branch, amidst beautiful nature on being selected.
3. Posting only in major cities only (I mean we wont be bombing Timbaktu :P )
4. Challenging job environment to bring out the best in you, requiring extensive traveling (as u ll always be on the run)
5. Interaction with world leaders and great thinkers (just that u ll be required to finish them)
6. Always working with the latest gadgets (weapons) on newest platforms (terrain)
7. Appraisals and promotions happen on spot.
8. Special arrangement with world agencies so visa for travel would not be a problem (I mean u dont need sanctions for fake passports)
   

Salary and Package highlights

1. Free accommodation (in hideouts)
2. Salary UNLIMITED. Depends on talent of person ( and the reward placed on his head)
3. Free food and sightseeing rides on onsite assignments (better have an eye for locating easy targets hehe).
4. Free phone calls while on travel (from untraceable SIM cards)

Preference would be given to candidates who can speak many languages, are extroverts by nature, have passion for fashion (disguises) and enjoy working under pressure.

Sounds attractive right….so come join me in saying hail Osama :D

As ever guys plz add to the list and leave ur comments.
Cheers,
SMC

Thoda Irony Thoda Humour: Oriiginal Joke

Man after such a heavy previous post i thought i will put this light thing right away ...afterall i have a jolly guy reputation to save...so here it is my first online original joke...


Q: Why has the price of gold fallen in India over the past few days????
A: Because after Abhinav Bindra has won the gold people have started believing China is giving them away for free :P

Janamdin Mubarak Hindustan

hey guys...

sabse pehle happy independence day to u all...hope u sent out more msgs wishing ppl happy independence than u did for valentines...i mean yaar valentine toh ek hi ho sakti hai na...aur happy independence toh sbako bola ja sakta hai...

Anyways, i just saw RDB for the nth time again ( and loved every minute of it) and then i questioned myself yaar am I a proud indian...the answer to which is a resounding YES...and then i asked myself...what makes me proud to be an indian...here are a few things which came to my mind

1 Knowledge: We r the ones who gave the world the yoga,ayurveda,astrology,spiritual knowledge...we gave the world 0, modern mathematics would not have been possible without it. There r references to missile technology in the ancient vedas.

2 Cuisine: Where else in the world can you find about 20 fundamentally diff ways of cooking food. Where in this world will u get so many varieties of sweets, subzis rotis drinks (jalzeera lassi pana aam ras)...

3 Heritage: India has so many marvels which so underrated. i mean i am sure if the rust free iron pillar was anywhere else in the world i wold have been as popular as the effiel tower by now. Dont even get me started on list of great temples in india (follow this link to know why i say this)

4 Dressing: Each state in india has its oown unique sense of dressing. Again steeped in tradition and style.

5 Festivals: There is no one month in India which passes without a festival. Which other culture has festivals honoring the brother-sister relationship, where else do you see such elaborate pujas,weddings,birthday rituals, hell even cremation ceremonies ;). Though now they have become more about flaunting ur money than anything else but i do hope wont be the case for long.

6 Diversity n Democracy: How much ever we may hate r politicians but there is no denying the fact that we are the largest democracy in the world. Whatever be the conflicts in this country we r still 1 country. Name one other country which is so diverse and yet so united. Look at how Russia broke apart, see racial divide in the US or how China functions.

The problem with most of us i believe is that most of r just too busy finding faults that we miss the treasures that we are blessed with.

So guys cmon add to this small list which i have put up and who knows you could find this content being floated around in chain mails...just kidding but plz do contribute

cheers
SMC

Meri Pheli Bakwas

Hi guys,

So here it is my first ever blog...
Well I thought I might begin like many others by starting off declaring the intention behind this blog which are

1. To become famous...have this humungus fan following ala the baghdad blogger ;o)
2. Create humour make people laugh n bring cheer to someones life out there..
3. Get rid of thoughts which r causing a big clank in my empty head..
4. Have something to do in my free time...which i am having a lot of off late thanks to my company not providing me with meaningful work..
5. Last but not the least improve my english usage and writing skills...

So what this is blog gonna contain...well as the name states all things

Spiritual - Well everything ranging from Spiritual thoughts of/on Osho Rajneesh.Sri Sri Ravishankar Swami Sukhbhodanand, Ramtha and last n not the least me...lol

Mundane - Humorous reports of daily life happenings sometimes provided with a spiritual spin. I wonder though how i ll manage the spiritual spin part of the bargain but for now we will leave it as an intention

Crude - I have this unexplained fasination to crack real crude jokes specially when food is around (as some of my friends would testify). I just love the expression when people cringe...so how can my blog be without them...lets hope u have the appetite for it...

Cheers
Spiritual Mundane Crude (SMC)

PS : Guys if u r reading this do leave a comment...go ahead be the first one...remember it took me a full 3 hours to finalise this draft so be nice pleaseeeeeeee!!!!