Sugar Coated Job Offer Letter of a Terror Group

I came up with the idea of this blog when I was chatting with a colleague of mine. As usual we guys were cribbing about how boring the work is and how monotonous life has gotten. Then it struck me man which other job can be more exciting than a job of terrorist.

So here is what the idea has lead to to…

An imaginary job offer letter would be from a terror org, to us bored of life software engineers looking for something exciting, without revealing their true identity of course

Work Profile Highlights

1. Branches in all glamorous nations of the world.
2. Training in Kashmir branch, amidst beautiful nature on being selected.
3. Posting only in major cities only (I mean we wont be bombing Timbaktu :P )
4. Challenging job environment to bring out the best in you, requiring extensive traveling (as u ll always be on the run)
5. Interaction with world leaders and great thinkers (just that u ll be required to finish them)
6. Always working with the latest gadgets (weapons) on newest platforms (terrain)
7. Appraisals and promotions happen on spot.
8. Special arrangement with world agencies so visa for travel would not be a problem (I mean u dont need sanctions for fake passports)
   

Salary and Package highlights

1. Free accommodation (in hideouts)
2. Salary UNLIMITED. Depends on talent of person ( and the reward placed on his head)
3. Free food and sightseeing rides on onsite assignments (better have an eye for locating easy targets hehe).
4. Free phone calls while on travel (from untraceable SIM cards)

Preference would be given to candidates who can speak many languages, are extroverts by nature, have passion for fashion (disguises) and enjoy working under pressure.

Sounds attractive right….so come join me in saying hail Osama :D

As ever guys plz add to the list and leave ur comments.
Cheers,
SMC