Guruji Talks On Terror

With what is happening in India I thought this talk needed to be shared so given below is Guruji's talk on terrorism. I have reprinted the talk as such and if you want to read a few more click here

TERRORISM: THE CAUSE AND THE REMEDY



The act which is only destructive and inflicts suffering both on oneself and others is terrorism. In such an act, human values are lost in the process of achieving a goal.

Some of the factors that lead to terrorism are:

  • Frustration and desperation to achieve a goal
  • Confused emotion
  • Shortsightedness and Impulsive action
  • Belief in a non-verifiable concept of heaven and merit; a childish concept of God favoring some and angry at others, thereby undermining the omniscience and omnipotence of the Divine.

Terrorism induces fear psychosis in all, increases poverty, suffering and loss of life with no apparent gains. Instead of solutions the terrorist looks for destruction as an answer. If you simply criticize without giving a solution, know that this criticism comes from the same seed as terrorism!

Although there are certain qualities you can appreciate in a terrorist such as:

  • Fearlessness
  • Commitment to a goal
  • Sacrifice

You will have to learn from them things that you should never do:

  • Valuing some ideas and concepts more than life.
  • Having a narrow perspective of life and dishonoring its diversity.

The Remedy for terrorism is:

  • Inculcate a broader perspective of life -- value life more than race, religion and nationality.
  • Educate people in human values – friendliness, compassion, cooperation and upliftment.
  • Teach methods to release stress and tension.
  • Cultivate confidence in achieving noble aims by peaceful and nonviolent means.
  • Create spiritual upliftment which can weed out destructive tendencies.

Question: Can it be that terrorism need not be only physical violence, but also cultural or economical?

Sri Sri: Yes.

Solution for economic violence – "Think globally, buy locally."

Solution for cultural violence – "Broaden your vision, deepen your roots."

Question: How does one cope with the aftermath of terrorism?

Sri Sri: Faith and prayer. When disaster happens, anger is inevitable. To take precautions that one does not react wisdom is needed, not emotional outbursts. One mistake cannot be corrected by another mistake. Strive for multi-cultural and multi-religious education and spiritual upliftment to reach every part pf the globe. For the world will not be safe even if a small pocket of people are left ignorant.

Saala Mein Toh Sahab Ban Gaya

Man i am so excited to share this news with you guys. If it is a dream let me not wake up man. Some of you would have already guessed it that if you are active on Orkut.

Its true its true i have got an offer from Google. Don’t believe me well see the photo below...(for the sharper image head over to Orkut, what to I don’t like putting private stuff in public you see)



The whole process began in 5 months back when i just applied for a job at google as a joke. I mean i was working in the datawarehousing domain and i mean who mines more data that google these days. You should have seen the shock I was in when they said they are willing to call me for an interview or rather a series of interviews. What began after that was unbelievable ride both mentally and physically taxing.
The interviews were stuff legends are made of...from math puzzles to complex algorithms...from database design concepts to parallel processing. From solutions to complex queries to ideas for improving Oracle...i mean only god knows what they liked in me that i was picked...

Now i can also proudly acquire the “Google 15” syndrome.

We’d heard about the “Google 15,” the 15 pounds new employees are rumored to gain feasting off the sumptuous organic foods served at the Googleplex’s cafeteria


Learn swimming in the Googleplex pool, sharpen my skills at the pool table or a play fusball...and yeah work once a while...I mean who really works when you don’t have reporting structure in a place....

just imagine what stated as a joke 5 months back On April 1...finally finished up now as joke...
if u still don’t get it...well then go to sleep n meet me at the Googleplex :P

Cheers
SMC

PS: The photo is a genuine one I swear on that...just the purpose which i have changed a little bit...to find out more click here then come back n click on...you know what

Wah Kya Jagey Hai!!!!!

OMG this is the stuff dreams are made. I mean wow just imagine a place which would advertise for itself something like this...

  1. Dygine Hygine sab bhool ja...Idhar roti ke saath pachana (digestion) free haega...
  2. Dine here n never be late for breakfast again
  3. Gastric foods...not a problem anymore.
  4. With us you are not just eating out...you can even let out....err your frustrations
  5. Your boss making you eat shit at office...Well invite him here n have ur revenge
  6. New mothers having trouble handling baby poop...just visit us n get a refreshing prespective...
  7. Invite 20 to your party and pay for only 10...Offer open on all days for all ages during at all times for all STOMACHS ;)
  8. Food la(va)boratory...
  9. Not only the food feel at home with the china also...
  10. Diner enjoy there expierience with us so much...they even play their band for us...inadvertently though...

So wondering what such a wonderful place would be like...so here is presenting to you with no further delay...

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THE MODERN TOILET- HOTEL!!!!








Think all of this is morphed well click here and visit the official site..

Saala this is the yuck masters den, haven....I am still at a lost to decide what would bring out better expressions from people the ambaince, the china or the jokes...

Koi mujhe yahan leh jao plz...just imagine me presenting my jokes with a whole supporting (although silent) cast...

And as always add to the list or plz plz plz leave a comment

Cheers
SMC