Original message
Rule of Halves applied to exams
Half d portion is not covered 4 d exams...
Half d covered portions is not properly taught...
Half d properly taught portions v wont learn...
Half of what v learn v dont understand...
Half of what v understand v wont remember...
Half of what v remember v wont be asked...
Half of what is asked v wont be able to write...&
Half of what v write we will be given half d marks
SO why bother learning n writing...
Now the adaptation
Rule of Halves applied to Software Industry
Half d requirements of a project r not clear...
Half d clear requirements cant be coded...
Half d coded requirements will be coded wrong...
Half d correct code will be insignificant...
Half d significant code will have errors...
Half d errors r due to the
Half d requirements which were not clear in the first place
So why bother building a project in the first place...
Just pay us....anyways
Cheers
SMC
The Joker or The Spiritualist
I was reflecting the dialogues delivered by The Joker from the movie The Dark Knight...
The joker says
So guys do u think u guys are any different from this dog he is talking about. Well no of course not just take out the word cars from the above dialogue n replace it with the word desire...now does it strike u???
We are like that dog the only difference being we r chasing desires and what happens when it gets fulfilled we don't know what to do...so what do we do we start chasing another desire then another n then another...We might take a moment or 2 to njoi a bit but does it last nope....
Next dialogue
Wow yaar what a line...lets draw a parallel...
Does happiness have any value without moments of sadness...I mean Guruji always says if a person says to you he has been miserable for years know that he is lying...I mean if that was to be true he would have got use to that feeling by now...it would probably become his nature by now ;-)
What is value of electricity without power failures...of food without hunger...of motor vehciles without tiring walks.What is a hero without a villain in the first place...it takes more to be a villain than a hero afterall a villain is going against very human nature (jai ho gulshan grover bhaiya ki)
The point here is if u going thru a low just remember it is just to break the monotony to shake u up and make u cherish life a little more...
And finally one last dialogue...but this time its from Dent...
I am sure Sourav Ganguly heard this dialogue before he made the announcement...
See the knowledge available to all of us in the mundane tasks all we got to do is just wake up to it and u ll never have dull moment again :D
Cheers
SMC
PS:Some one had to translate these lines to me...dont be fooled itni angrazee mujhe abhi bhi nai aati
The joker says
I am like a dog chasing cars I wouldn't know what to do if I caught up with one
So guys do u think u guys are any different from this dog he is talking about. Well no of course not just take out the word cars from the above dialogue n replace it with the word desire...now does it strike u???
We are like that dog the only difference being we r chasing desires and what happens when it gets fulfilled we don't know what to do...so what do we do we start chasing another desire then another n then another...We might take a moment or 2 to njoi a bit but does it last nope....
Next dialogue
Kill you (batman) What would I do without you go back to ripping of mob dealers...You complete me...
Wow yaar what a line...lets draw a parallel...
Does happiness have any value without moments of sadness...I mean Guruji always says if a person says to you he has been miserable for years know that he is lying...I mean if that was to be true he would have got use to that feeling by now...it would probably become his nature by now ;-)
What is value of electricity without power failures...of food without hunger...of motor vehciles without tiring walks.What is a hero without a villain in the first place...it takes more to be a villain than a hero afterall a villain is going against very human nature (jai ho gulshan grover bhaiya ki)
The point here is if u going thru a low just remember it is just to break the monotony to shake u up and make u cherish life a little more...
And finally one last dialogue...but this time its from Dent...
U either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain..
I am sure Sourav Ganguly heard this dialogue before he made the announcement...
See the knowledge available to all of us in the mundane tasks all we got to do is just wake up to it and u ll never have dull moment again :D
Cheers
SMC
PS:Some one had to translate these lines to me...dont be fooled itni angrazee mujhe abhi bhi nai aati
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