Computerized Insults

Following is an sms forward which I got describing how a digitally inclined girl would insult some rowdy boys :D

1. Saale Infinite Loop

2. Dharti pe undefined symbol

3. Pedaishi error

4. Virus ke bachche

5. Bewakuf ki hardcopy

6. Volatile Aadmi

7. Bheja blank Cd or khana gigabites

8. Itna maaroogi ki dharti se delete ho kar

yamraj se read ho kar

narak mein display ho jayega

Impressive list....

Now here is me presenting the rowdy guys retaliation

1. Nakreh to dekho jaise khud ko apple ka computer samajti hai

2. Dimag hai ya 386 processor

3. Figure hai ya mainframe ka kamra

4. Yadaash hai ya RAM, do minute mein refreshed

5. Paisa dekh kar trojan program jaise chipak jaati hai

6. Bolti itna hai jaise koi kharab recursive function ho

7. gossip ki database, afwaaon ka network

8. Tujhe floopy drive ki tarah useless nahi bana diya

toh kasam hai google ke results ki accuracy ki

mein windows os ke tarah hang ho jaoonga ceiling se

As ever guys add to either list n please don’t copy from email forwards and leave ur comments

Cheers

SMC