Friend Required , Dog Preferred!!!!

"I wanna buy a dog" said my friend cheerfully...

"Nice idea" I replied

"What breed u looking on buying?"

"A lab (as in Labrador)would ne nice, I was thinking" came, what sounded like a ready reply

"Thatz nice...if u have thought so far why not buy it"

"Ppl keep telling me its a bad idea"

"Why do ur parents hate animals"

"Arrey noooo!!! I am not gonna keep it at home...it will be in my room" meaning the place she calls home at Blore where she works.

So much for ur assumption samrtass I thought to myself.

"Now that changes things" I replied thoughtfully.

"Who will look after the dog when u r away at work & anywayz u stay in a flat...how can anyone think of having a dog in a flat?"

"Well now you know why i wasnt acting on my idea :) " she replied

"Plus will ur room mates agree" I questioned

"I dont have one currently"

"All the more reason this is not gonna happen"

"I know yaar but what to do i get so bugged alone at home"

"Why not get a roommate instead"

"Naaa...."

"Now why is that???"

"For one I am veggie gal"

I was like "nice excuse"



From then on i didnt know what to reply. I was just too busy wondering what this world come to. People now prefer DOGS to HUMANS for company....HOLY SHIT!!!! ;)

Pity her current boyfriend (if she has one) or her future husband. Just imagine whose place he is gonna take.

But as ever no blog of mine is complete without a list...so here come a few reasons why some1 (specially gals) would prefer dogs to humans as room mates

1. They always agree to what u say, or so u can believe.
2. Never interrupt u in ur gossip with its own gossip
3. U can never get jealous of its beauty…
4. It wont warn u about how much ur spending shopping
5. U can take it wherever u want, whenever u want and all in return for just a pack of biscuits.
6. It doesn’t block the phone for long and more importantly the toilet for long
7. Poops in open and u have clean up…which otherwise would be unacceptable but in this case it could serve as practice for things to come later in life ;)
8. It remains loyal to u…I mean u don’t allow it liberty enough to make other dog pals :D
9. And also it would eat whatever is given…even if its maggi over n over again…
10. It can lick of ur make up if u r feeling to lazy (had to get in the crude didn’t I, I mean I have blog name to live up to)

Well that is it guys from me….as ever leave ur comments and add to the list…

Special thanks to my unnamed colleague who was having this conversation with me from which the idea came…NO OFFENCE YAAR PLZ ;)

Cheers
SMC