10 Buzzes, Scraps, Tweets, Scribbles of the not so Distant FUTURE!!!

As microblogging, tweeting, information sharing becomes an addiction and human contact a rare commodity, I was just wondering about what kinda stuff you may except to see in this world in the near future. As ever I came up with the list of futuristic tweets you may be reading soon,

  1. Woke from a nightmare that Sandy had more scraps than me....
  2. We got married...a 100 people actually came and attended the webcast....
  3. Was filing out tax forms, needed my home address so checked it on google maps on my iphone...
  4. Here is a photo of my Picasa photo gallery...I can still recognize the photos in the photos (sheesh cant believe my creativity here :D )
  5. Mein exam se phele Rahul ki aarthi kar rahi thi PC is padke...ke light chaali gayi aur PC off ho gaya...hey baghwan yeh kaisa abshagun hai....i hope ke woh pass ho jaye...
  6. I realized typing things is such a pain...my voice recognition software just expired...
  7. Humm shaadi shaadi khel rahe the....maine apne nazook se laptop ke shaadi Jazzy ke hunk PC se karde...yippeeee bada mazza aaya
  8. Herez a link to my sons first baby steps...towards learning typing...thank god I could record the moment...btw he typed papa first not mumma...
  9. You wont believe who I just saw Sergey Brin...almost had an orgasm...
  10. My husband just pinged me hug smiley...oh I can feel the warmth spreading over me...(wonder how they would do the real thing...an iphone app at same time maybe)
  11. You know what I saw when I opened the window...a tree...(this one is for global warming...save mother earth)

As ever guys...vote for u fav one liner among the lot...and also a leave few of ur own creative ones in the comment....

Also watch out for a future post talking about blogging tweeting culture...but this time with a philosophical tone...

Cheers
SMC